Doctor Stoopid| (C) 1996 Colin Gagnon Software
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Doctor Stoopid is your average psychologist.  To run him, just type DRSTUPID
and press enter.  Press a key to begin, and tell him all about yourself. His
vocabulary will not grow.  He will not learn more about you and your life.
He'll just act stoopid (try asking him if his last name is really "Stoopid").
What did you expect from a FREEWARE program, anyway? Oh, really?  Well, you're
weird.

Be sure to try our other fine products:

Cheater -- A suite of game cheats and editors. Lotsa fun!
Horrorscopes -- Like horoscopes? This'll cure ya!
Groan -- A dice game named after the sound you make when you pay for its
         download.
March Hangman -- Hangman with a twist (a small one, albeit).
The Gagnon Utilities -- Yes! We have (non)utilities, too!
Arkenstone -- Don't even bother asking.
McDoeDIT -- Never mind...


 Hey, vendors!! 


Oh goody!  You dethided to thell my program!  BUT!!!  These are the term to
which you must abide in order to do so:

1)  Clearly mark the package as "Shareware" or "Try before you buy" software.
    You must explain the concept on the packaging.

2)  State that the program is a product of Colin Gagnon Software on the
    packaging or in the catalog.

3)  Inform me in writing.

4)  Distribute only the most recent version of the program.  To obtain a copy,
    you should register.

5)  Distribute all the files.  If all the files are not in your copy, or you
    are unsure, you should register.  You will recieve a complete copy.

6)  If a price is to be charged for the program, it shall not exceed $9 U.S.,
    which is pretty darned expensive, anyway.

7)  Distribute all the files.  If all the files are not in your copy, or you
    are unsure, you should register.  You will recieve a complete copy.  Once
    you have registered, upgrades will be available.  See README.
        
        ***The files are:***
        DRSTUPID.EXE
        README.TXT

8)  You will not hold Colin Gagnon Software or it's partners responsible from
    any damage or inconvenience resulting from your failure to abide by these
    terms.

All of these terms must be met.  Action may be taken against anyone who fails
to abide by them.

